Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter– Unknown
Never eat more than you can lift.– Miss Piggy
The Steve Byrne Threesome
Cho: Hilariously tasty, the Steve Byrne Threesome will help you forget the Wednesday hump.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a...– Fran Lebowitz
Fun-sized Snickers? Who’s this fun for? Not me. I need six or seven of these...– Jeff Carlin
It's called a road trip, son!
My favorite animal is steak.– Fran Lebowitz
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.– 50 Cent
Anonymous asked: It's a friday night and I'm with my friends, all we have in the fridge is tomato, garlic, and cheese, what can you do with that? I'm too lazy to go shopping and I have no job.